My memoirs of drunken times, friendly gatherings and scary aliens attacking.

One day, Blaise, Rosie and I went skipping off to the zoo.. there were monkeys, gorillas, spiders and kangaroos. One of the kangaroos said to me, "you have a sponge stuck to your nose!".. I said "That cannot be! I am a frog lover!"

Rosie and Blaise laughed and laughed at the caaarazy kangaroo's hat.. so much so that we decided it was time to leave for the swampodeon to see 21 grams. It was depressing.  

we bumped into some random folk from my primary school.. they've become rude boys...it's really funny.. then we went and wandered around archway till 4 in the morning.. some guy followed us for a bit. I found a ball.

I was at disney world. Mickey came up to me and asked for a cigarrette! I was shocked! I was only 8! he was very gentlemanly about the whole thing.. he apollogised saying that he thought I was one of snow whites dwarves.. "It's probably all those bottles of whiskey finally taking affect".. I think he was probably right.