This is weird..I made it on a website for a film I am too embarrassed to mention the name of...

In the not-too-distant future, in a faraway land, there was a beautiful young girl who lived with her moist chocolate cupcake and two angry twin brothers.

The beautiful young girl dreamed of going to Paris, and owning a skateboard, but her moist chocolate cupcake was always stealing her pancakes, making these dreams seem darn near impossible to achieve. Plus her two angry twin brothers had eyes that could stop a moose in its tracks. Tough life.

Across town, there lived a dashing young man. He was sweet and shy, and he too hoped to go to Paris and own a skateboard - how coincidental is that?!

The bummer part: the dashing young man felt trapped by his parents' dreams for him. They wanted him to move to Florida and build the Taj Mahal out of toothpicks! The thought of this made the dashing young man want to run in circles until dizzy.

Well, long story short: these two met at a frat party, fell in love and helped each other overcome all obstacles. The beautiful young girl got her pancakes back from her moist chocolate cupcake and two angry twin brothers. Inspired by that, the dashing young man stood up for himself, too.

The very next year, ready to fulfill their dreams at last, the beautiful young girl and the dashing young man climbed aboard a skateboard and headed for Paris.

And yes... they lived happily ever

after!

Hilary Duff

Yes, I am sad..but you should know this by now, becasue if you are on this site, you must know me and my curious obsessions with dodgy teen actresses/singers... this pic is from a film that, once again, will not be mentioned...but I would quite like to go see it when it comes out..