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"Rachel Moose Is The Queen Of Everything".....Why Thank You! |  |
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| This is a story about me! A moose called Rachel! once upon a time, there lived a young moose called Rachel. She lived in the forest of golorelumniastical land (now thats a mouthfull). she was not, however, your everyday moose....she was a superhero moose/human! one day, the queen of golorelumniastical land came and told rachel moose of a trouble in the land of fantastlanguila. they had lost their happy shells and didnot know what to do! the evil anakingil had stolen them because he was lonely and sad. the moose went to his home and demanded that he gave the happy stones back to the people of fantastanguila, but he refused! it was time for backup! rachel sent for reinforcements in the shape of rosie tea cosy, duck(kate) and toast(lizabeth). they surrounded anakingil's castle and eventually their intimidating glares scared him enough to give in. once again the wonderful rachel moose and her squad of super human animal beings had saved the day. |
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| jelly, eggs and glorious things ahhh i love eggs. birds lay them. women have them. they are such a common misunderstood wonder. Ahh I get to chat about eggs in art! oh the wonderment of life! I'm going to the zoo!!!
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my crew my crew/followers (you choose) are nang. yes yes bredrin. they are! innit. aiiite! so i'd like to thank rosie, k8, liz, bea, shad, deedee, my sister lou, my dogs aggie and tilly, my rabbit harry, my dad and mum for raising me to be the wonderfull person i am! my step mum, for teaching me how to read, my cousins, my great uncle, my great grandmas fish.....and most of all the little old lady down the road that says hi to me, even though she calls me sadie....hmm.THANK YOU EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU! mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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One sunny day, in the mullet cave, mullet woman was eating ice cream with the rest of the crew, when all of a sudden duck fell to the floor! *Thump* "Oh my!" Said the crew, "What is wrong?!", "I just swallowed my spoon!" replied duck in anguish. "Was it a crazy spoon?" asked tea cosy. "Well it can't have been that sane! It just jumped down my throat!" said duck. "Oh that's ok then," said tea cosy. But duck was choking! Oh no! What were the crew to do? Mullet woman was, as always, quick thinking, and said, "we have to get her to the hospital!" so mullet woman, moose, tea cosy and crazy feesh all grabbed duck and jumped into the flying eggs as fast as they could! When they got to the hospital Dr. Sox did a duckacoscopy and managed to remove the spoon in time to save duck from a ruptured quack. Meanwhile, in the broom cupboard down the hall: “Now where is that broom?" *crash* the door slammed shut on the janitor!!! Oh my what a pickle he had got himself into! "I'm claustrophobic!" he screamed. Luckily the crew were around. Tea cosy used her magic laser beams to blast a hole through the lock and get him out of the box room that was closing in on him of course! The crew returned to the mullet cave and all was well again. They all went to bed and dreamt about ice cream and frogs. The end
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